October 1, 2006
Next up is Marianna. She is also a cousin of mine and the younger sister of Julianna. She'll probably get mad about this but I'm about to tell all her secrets.
Secret #1- Thats not her real hair. Underneath that curly brown wig is a cute blond pixie cut. She just wears the wig because she thinks it gives her 'edge'.
Secret #2- She HATES coffee.Many of you may have seen her around town with her triple-quad shot I.V. line but thats just for show. The real reason she works at Startbucks is for the free cookies.
Secret #3- She has three children. They are currently living in an undisclosed location with their father who works for a super secret military group that "doesn't exist." She visits them as often as she can usually with the excuse of being a 'nanny' or going to 'college.'